The 12 Year Old In Me Is Doing The ‘Arsenio’

September 2nd, 2010 by IamDraven

Celebrity Pictures - 90210 Day

Oops, publishe this privately on the 12th.  It’s visible now for you :)

Auntie Draven on: Percentages

September 2nd, 2010 by IamDraven

Auntie Draven wants to know; did you realize that she has lost 10% of her total body weight in the last three months?

‘CAUSE SHE HAS!

Week 33 (aka Woman Porn)

September 1st, 2010 by IamDraven

We got back from camping and he detailed the interior of my car and I snuck a shot of him laying on the floor of the back seat to install my new seat covers.

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N.B.T. ~ You Stupid Fathead

August 31st, 2010 by IamDraven

THIS pissed me off SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much.  SO much in fact that I had to sign up to leave a comment.  (listed at end of page copy)

Is Weight Watchers Biased Against the Overweight?

Lynae Remondino lost 118 lbs. and seven dress sizes, and she credits Weight Watcherswith some of that. But Weight Watchers won’t credit her efforts enough to hire her as a national trainer. Even though Remondino is an educator by profession and has taught thousands of people in hundreds of classes, she was told in no uncertain terms that her body mass index is too high — in other words, she’s just too darn heavy to work for the international weight loss giant.

This from the same people who hired Jennifer Hudson as their national spokesperson. “I can’t help but question their integrity,” Remondino says. “This is a company that is all about relating to people who are overweight and trying to help them — they just choose not to hire those same people they’ve helped.” Not even for behind-the-scenes work, apparently.

“All right, I admit it, I’m still a big girl, but I went from a size 24 to a size 12, which is a size smaller than the average American woman,” Remondino notes. “It’s not as if I’d be the national face of the company.”

The position she applied for was not a public one in which she’d be working with clients; she’d be running training programs for Weight Watchers employees. Her duties would include teaching in classrooms, holding webinars, giving computer-based training and creating an upbeat, fun and motivating training environment. These are Remondino’s proven strengths, and she has years of experience training people in customer service, sales and leadership.

But it appears that Weight Watchers doubted her ability to “provide professional leadership and serve as a positive role model.” There was that one line in the list of key skills and behaviors that said, “Maintenance of weight within two pounds of the body mass index (BMI) healthy weight goal range.” Remondino admits not having noticed that line when she applied for the job. Even if she had, since she’s perfectly healthy — works out nearly every other day and is the same weight as she was when she was 18 — she didn’t think it would make much of a difference.

A weighty question

Remondino’s BMI turned out to make a huge difference, and ended up being the deal breaker. She had applied to a job posting online for a National Trainer at Weight Watchers, and when the hiring official saw her credentials, she was so excited she called her within half an hour of receiving her e-mail. “Things were going really well. I’ve taught classes on interview skills and have strong people skills, so I know when there’s good chemistry,” said Remondino, who noted that the interviewer even read her the current trainers’ schedules, so she would know what hers would be like.

It was when the interviewer got to the BMI question when things headed south. Remondino questioned the legal grounds for asking this, but provided her height and weight so that the interviewer could calculate her BMI. “I’ve kept my weight off for five years and I’m in good shape, partially thanks to Weight Watchers. I thought the fact that I’d shared with the interviewer that they’d helped me lose 118 lbs. would only be in my favor.”

Not so. At that point, Remondino was told she would not be able to continue the interview process, but that she should call back if she ever reached the Weight Watchers BMI standard. Remondino shared with the interviewer that she wished her luck in finding the right candidate, but that she would most likely never be that weight and was content as she was. “What’s wrong with a healthy size 12?” she wonders.

“They didn’t even meet me — they couldn’t see that I’m engaging, that I carry myself with confidence, that I shake hands and look people in the eye, and that I truly walk their walk.”

Yes, but Is it a legal matter?

Remondino has no intention of filing a lawsuit, and understands she would have no legal recourse even if she wanted to. But she’s concerned about the message this experience is sending. “What are we teaching our children with this kind of behavior?” she asks. “You have to be a certain size and fit into a certain mold not just to be considered pretty, but to even get a job. This is the kind of behavior that encourages eating disorders.”

What she thought was a blessing turned out to be a curse. Remondino had been laid off from her training position with a major corporation about a year prior, and was making ends meet with contract work, but had just learned that the project would be cut short. “I thought this Weight Watchers opportunity, no matter how it turned out, was a sign that everything was going to be all right.”

Instead, she’s been substantially demoralized. All that hard work and effort to lose the weight of “a whole other me” seems to have been for nothing. “All that talk of wanting to help people who are overweight doesn’t seem very sincere when they penalize you for not being their idea of the perfect size,” she says.

But, with her innate sense of optimism, she’s not going to let this experience define her. She’s turning down proffered legal advice and getting on with her job search. “I just hope Weight Watchers rethinks their policies after this,” she says. She says she’s sure they had no idea of the damage they could do, but hopes that now they are a bit more now.

“It’s sad to see all these comment without people knowing what they talk about.  Weight Watchers is NOT a diet.  The ‘member at goal’ is set according to your BMI.  If you have a note from your doctor then you can have a different set goal but unless you fall into those ranges set by the company you can not work for them.  It’s a 15 lb spread for each range.  Technically this woman is NOT qualified to work for WW, and is using her weight as an excuse.  Yay for her losing weight.  I commend her, but she doesn’t fit the ocmpany standards.  That’s not descrimination that’s being UNDERQUALIFIED.  Just because you lost SOME weight and kept it off does not mean that you are in a healthy range. 
And for all those now deciding to do Nutri System of Jenny Craig, have at it.  Enjoy people prepackaged food and people telling you what you can eat AND making you pay for it instead of cooking it yourself.  Last night I had an ice cream cone, and tonight I’m having pizza for dinner.  And I’ve lost 28+ lbs in 3 1/2 months on Weight Watchers.  It’s a LIFESTYLE change for healthy living that teaches you how to have everything in moderation instead of someone telling you what you can eat.  How well did Jenny Craig work for Kirstie Alley?  And she’s rich enough to afford the program 24/7. 

::climbs down off her soapbox::”

Week 32

August 29th, 2010 by IamDraven

Butterflies abounded at Riverfest. I have many photos of them landing on me, but this was my favorite.

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Inquiring Minds Want To Know… #35

August 29th, 2010 by IamDraven

Do you believe in luck

Yes.  Most of the time I have no luck.  But once in a while there seems to be nothing but good luck shining on me.  Lately it’s been the no luck so I’m hoping for an upswing soon.

August 25th 2010. A Day Which Will Live In Infamy…

August 25th, 2010 by IamDraven

‘Cause today Baby Mama’s crazy ass is getting served papers for majority custody.  Cue the ensuing shit storm!

May The Force Be With You

August 19th, 2010 by IamDraven

Sorry for the lack of updates.  I’m back to full duty at work, and we’re short staffed so many days I’m carrying more than one pager, so  lunch is barely an option, let alone fitting in a blog.

Last night Cane asked me if I wanted to play Star Wars Monopoly when I came over.  I voted yes, because I love board games even though I haven’t played that one in probably ten years.  We ended up playing a game with his Mom.  Well, let’s just say I learned that he does not like to lose.  I have a strategy I used to use, so I used it again.  I kept making deals with his Mom to keep her in the game longer for my enjoyment until finally I had no other option but to annihilate her.  Another hour later he had six properties, three ‘houses’ and I own every other property there is, I have a stack of Monopoly money almost two inches thick and my Millennium Falcons (Hotels) are staring him down.  I asked if he just wanted to admit I whupped him so I could go to bed since I had to work today.  He conceded defeat by packing up the game but wouldn’t admit I had slaughtered him. 

All in all I had a blast, and his Mom gave me permission to address her by her first name. (Miss Draven is all sorts of proper when trying to make a good impression and so far the entire family seems to like me)

However the best part of the evening was when his Mom mentioned that I’ve been sleeping over ever night for the past two weeks or so.  I apologized and said we watch a movie, and sometimes he just wants to hold me when he’s falling asleep and sometimes that makes me fall asleep, and whenever I wake up I go home.  His reply was, “I’m sorry, I like to snuggle with her.” (Mom was not mad, she was just picking on Cane when she brought up me ‘boarding’ at their place.)

I dropped my Monopoly cash and said, “Snuggle?  I believe I remember you saying you hated to cuddle.  When did you decide you were a ’snuggler’?”

“Since now.  Since you.”

“Repeat that out loud with your mother as a witness.”

“Since now?”

“The WHOLE thing.”

“I like to snuggle since now?”

“Yes.  I thought that’s what you said.  You friggin’ pussy.”

And I gave him hell, but the truth is, I sleep better in a single bed with him then in my queen size bed alone.  Which is crazy because Erik and I shared a Queen sized bed at his house and fought over the space all the time.  If he rolls or moves it wakes me and I move with/around him and go right back to sleep.  Same on his end.  It’s even funny that when we both lay on our backs, or one of us on our back and the other on our side we interlace our legs together. 

He remarked the other night that he was shocked I had slept fully clothed.  I told him that he was asleep by the time I got upstairs and I crawled in beside him to watch TV and had fallen asleep.  (When I woke up at 2 am and he made the naked comment I stripped down)  He said how he likes when I sleep naked because he can feel my skin against his.  And I have to say it’s adorable when I’m hazily awake and he moves, then slides his arm around me and rests his hand on my stomach, or slides it down and caresses my buttocks and I feel him smile against my back or when he makes this ‘mmmmhmmm’ noise. 

He made the comment last week that my ass is getting too toned and he wishes it jiggled more.  He says over and over that he supports my weight loss goals because I’m doing it for myself and to be healthy, but he likes me just the way I am.

I’m blessed to be spending every day with a man who thinks I’m sexy,

and loves every curve of my body. 

In Memoriam

August 14th, 2010 by IamDraven

Thursday August 12th my BlackBerry Bold 9700 suffered a tragic and unexpected death.

JVM error on a white screen is all she displays. 

A warranty excahnge has been issued by T-Mobile and is on it’s way to me, but until then, I am using a loaner from my store which is a VERY old Motorola Flip Phone.  I am quickly going through withdrawl and suffering with T9 texting.

Please pray for all of those affected by this tragedy.

‘Apparently Your Boobs Actually Made Me Retarded For A Minute…’

August 11th, 2010 by IamDraven

*DISCLAIMER*

I realize this shit is long.  Believe me, I already cut out parts of the conversation that didn’t really fit and I had to reformat the whole damn thing from a copy and pasted IM and change our real IM names to our nicknames for privacy.  I’m going to remove the rest of the timestamps and color code our text as I am able, but I’ve been getting enough emails that I needed to let you see the end of the “Chasing Amy’ saga.  So here it is:

 

ChasingAmy: think I might be the biggest asshole on the planet

Draven: Think?  Dude, I know you are.

ChasingAmy: I might have a photo of your bra in my phone that I forgot I took…

ChasingAmy: so i thought nothing of opening my images with her looking over my shoulder

Draven (10:26:34 PM): just me wearing my bra?

Draven (10:26:36 PM): OH FUCK

ChasingAmy (10:26:43 PM): OH FUCK

Draven (10:27:22 PM): is it just the bra or me wearing the bra

Draven (10:27:25 PM): you didn’t answer that

Draven (10:27:35 PM): IS MY FACE VISIBLE

ChasingAmy (10:27:35 PM): it’s you from like belly to neck

ChasingAmy (10:28:27 PM): it’s gone now, but significant damage is done that i’m praying is reparable

ChasingAmy (10:28:36 PM): no face

Draven (10:28:41 PM): yeah

Draven (10:28:44 PM): how’d that go over

ChasingAmy (10:29:09 PM): as you might expect…the real issue is that i panicked when she asked me what it was and lied at first

Draven (10:29:19 PM): un huh

ChasingAmy (10:29:40 PM): being no dummy, she knew i was lying..so when i told her a version of the truth, it really blew up

Draven (10:29:50 PM): what was the version

Draven (10:29:54 PM): does she know it’s me?

ChasingAmy (10:30:01 PM): yeah, she knows its you

Draven (10:30:32 PM): motherfucker

Draven (10:30:34 PM): what the hell

ChasingAmy (10:31:06 PM): i didn’t tell her i took it

Draven (10:31:09 PM): If I could reach through this laptop right now I swear to God

ChasingAmy (10:32:13 PM): i told her we chatted and sent pics

Draven (10:32:11 PM): so she thinks I somehow took this photo of myself and sent it to you?

Draven (10:32:19 PM): I don’t DO that

ChasingAmy (10:32:24 PM): she didn’t get a great look at it

Draven (10:32:27 PM): I can’t believe you

Draven (10:32:43 PM): that is not in my everyday repoitoire

ChasingAmy (10:32:52 PM): yeah…me neither

ChasingAmy (10:34:07 PM): of all the dumb things…i literally have no recollection of taking that picture

Draven (10:34:06 PM): yeah

Draven (10:34:12 PM): how’d that go over shithead

Draven (10:34:26 PM): well I didn’t know you took it either or I would have made you erase it

ChasingAmy (10:34:53 PM): i know

ChasingAmy(10:35:14 PM): it’s a mess, but it’s my mess

Draven (10:35:23 PM): but you lied about the mess and implicated me

Draven (10:35:33 PM): in something I didn’t even know existed

ChasingAmy (10:35:50 PM): and i’m very sorry

Draven (10:36:05 PM): I’m not a homewrecker but I’m being made out to be one

ChasingAmy (10:36:45 PM): not really

ChasingAmy (10:37:55 PM): i’m sorry

Draven (10:38:17 PM): doesn’t really fix things does it

Draven (10:38:32 PM): you did one seemingly innocent thing and pissed off the two women in your life

Draven (10:38:36 PM): way to go captain idiot

ChasingAmy (10:38:45 PM): yeah..i know

Draven (10:39:00 PM): how much did she blow up

ChasingAmy (10:39:05 PM): and now i’m on a air matress in my dad’s basement hoping to hell i can fix it

ChasingAmy (10:40:07 PM): i just wanted to tell you that it happened…honestly, she is pissed at me for lying about the picture

Draven (10:40:15 PM): what was the lie originally

ChasingAmy (10:40:50 PM): not a good one…i played dumb..i didn’t have a lot of time to react

ChasingAmy (10:42:23 PM): if anything…this probably uncomplicates your life since i’ll either be atoning until i’m dead or miserably out of commission

Draven (10:43:10 PM): uncomplicates my life?

Draven (10:43:26 PM): there’s a woman who is daydreaming about doing me bodily harm

Draven (10:43:31 PM): and she doesn’t even know the truth

ChasingAmy (10:43:33 PM): keep in mind, i have not nor would i ever admit anything beyond what i’ve told you

ChasingAmy (10:43:49 PM): she isn’t doing anyone bodily harm

ChasingAmy (10:44:15 PM): if she didn’t punch me in the face today, she isn’t going to

Draven (10:45:10 PM): well if she doesn’t know you cheated then she’ll probably take you back

ChasingAmy (10:46:38 PM): i hope so…typical guy…can’t realize how much things mean until you maybe throw them away

Draven (10:46:54 PM): well maybe you do love her then

ChasingAmy (10:47:08 PM): great time to come to that conclusion

Draven (10:47:13 PM): yeah well

Draven (10:47:23 PM): maybe you’ll get married and shit now

ChasingAmy (10:47:33 PM): never getting married

Draven (10:47:41 PM): i hope to God you removed my number from your phone

ChasingAmy (10:47:47 PM): i did

ChasingAmy (10:47:56 PM): i removed all traces of you

Draven (10:47:59 PM): good

ChasingAmy (10:48:07 PM): email, phone, twitter

Draven (10:48:07 PM): well thanks

Draven (10:48:10 PM): I feel great

ChasingAmy (10:48:15 PM): i completely closed myspace

Draven (10:48:32 PM): first my fever broke now you have me so pissed off I don’t even feel sick anymore

ChasingAmy (10:49:38 PM): i did what i could with a bad situation…if she takes me back, it means she has forgiven it…if she doesn’t, i don’t think we’ll be friends

Draven (10:49:52 PM): she’ll take you back

Draven (10:50:00 PM): no offense, but she’s 40, angry and chubby.  I’ve SEEN her.  It’s no wonder you want to rip my clothes off every time you see me, lol.

Draven (10:50:06 PM): you’re her best shot

ChasingAmy (10:50:10 PM): non taken

ChasingAmy (10:51:30 PM): how is your lovelife?

Draven (10:51:59 PM): oh my God

Draven (10:52:05 PM): if I could reach through here right now

ChasingAmy (10:52:15 PM): i’m asking innocently

Draven (10:52:17 PM): ‘hey, let’s hook up while you’re tempoarily single so you’ll have no guilt’

ChasingAmy (10:52:22 PM): obviously i’m can’t still be chasing you

Draven (10:52:26 PM): no shit. I was being sarcastic about the hooking up

ChasingAmy (10:52:38 PM): i am not temporarily single

ChasingAmy (10:52:47 PM): i am very much on probation

Draven (10:53:01 PM): well then no worries she’s taking you back if she didn’t dump you on sight

ChasingAmy (10:54:30 PM): two things, though…you might want to make your myspace private and make a new tweet that will subplant the current

Draven (10:54:42 PM): i thought it was private

Draven (10:54:50 PM): subplant?

ChasingAmy (10:55:51 PM): only the current tweet seems to stay up on myspace.

Draven (10:56:05 PM): i didn’t even know it was synced

Draven (10:56:12 PM): I didn’t even tweet today

ChasingAmy (10:56:37 PM): maybe not a tweet…the line that comes up here

Draven (10:57:26 PM): um, nothing shows up on my end?

ChasingAmy (10:57:31 PM): ok

Draven (10:57:34 PM): and according to my settings my page is private

ChasingAmy(10:58:20 PM): like i said, i deleted the whole account….she might click through my friends, but i don’t even think she knows a last name to search you

Draven (10:58:30 PM): my last name isn’t lissted

ChasingAmy (10:58:37 PM): ok

Draven (10:58:55 PM): ah, I see it now

Draven (10:59:05 PM): that didn’t involve you but I can see how paranoia might ensue

ChasingAmy (10:59:29 PM): i’m giving you a heads up because you are implicated, but i’m 99 percent certain the blowback on this is coming right back in my face

Draven (10:59:43 PM): as rightly it should

ChasingAmy (10:59:52 PM): i know

ChasingAmy (11:00:02 PM): of all the dumb things

ChasingAmy (11:00:24 PM): why would i even take a picture? i never look at pictures in my phone

Draven (11:00:35 PM): i don’t know

Draven (11:00:40 PM): Lancaster was mostly a bad night

ChasingAmy (11:00:51 PM): yeah?

Draven (11:00:55 PM): yeah

Draven (11:00:56 PM): my phone locked in the room? remember?

ChasingAmy (11:01:03 PM): right

Draven (11:01:02 PM): you taking photos of me without me knowing

ChasingAmy (11:01:22 PM): you’re facing me though…i’m not sure how you didn’t know

Draven (11:01:33 PM): was I changing?

Draven (11:01:46 PM): I was trashed when we got there

Draven (11:01:52 PM): but I was sober, but distracted when we left

ChasingAmy (11:01:55 PM): i think so, you must have been changing…i honestly didn’t have a lot of time to look at it before i deleted it

ChasingAmy (11:02:22 PM): it was probably when we both got there trashed, when such a thing would seem like a good idea

Draven (11:02:32 PM): you were cheating

Draven (11:02:37 PM): therefore photos of me were never a good idea

ChasingAmy (11:03:35 PM): yeah…i am very aware of this, and considering i almost never take photos, i could kill myself for coming to the ridiculous conclusion that that was the time…fine tits or no

Draven (11:03:47 PM): well, thanks for the backhanded compliment

ChasingAmy (11:04:16 PM): nothing backhanded…apparently your boobs actually made me retarded for a minute

Draven (11:04:40 PM): lmfao

ChasingAmy (11:06:09 PM): the one thing further complicates matters is that there is a history between us, and she is reading that as i was interested in moving on, even if only in my mind

Draven (11:06:36 PM): ah

Draven (11:06:46 PM): well, explain to her we were both closing a chapter?

Draven (11:06:52 PM): not creating a new one together?

ChasingAmy (11:07:12 PM): yeah…i’m not sure how to proceed or how much more i’m going to have to tell.

Draven (11:07:26 PM): maybe you should leave out that she and I have the same birthday and the morning of our shared birthday you were out having sex with me while she was at work?

ChasingAmy (11:07:40 PM): all sex will be left out

Draven (11:07:52 PM): tell her I was upset abotu Erik

Draven (11:07:56 PM): you took me out to get me trashed

Draven (11:08:07 PM): and we made bad decisions based on said alcohol after we got home

Draven (11:08:12 PM): that way we don’t look so bad

Draven (11:08:16 PM): it doesn’t look planned

ChasingAmy (11:08:22 PM): there in lies the rub…i can’t actually be friends with you

Draven (11:08:29 PM): now, or prior?

Draven (11:08:36 PM): both?

ChasingAmy (11:08:39 PM): not in the last two years

Draven (11:08:44 PM): why not?

ChasingAmy (11:10:06 PM): because then this was a thing that developed and i have actually gotten together with you in what would only be construed as flirty circumstances culminating in this photo…then suddenly it might be that i took the photo

Draven (11:10:39 PM): ah

Draven (11:10:48 PM): um, we ran into each other at a bar?

Draven (11:10:59 PM): do you go out on your own normally?

ChasingAmy (11:11:23 PM): i do, but because of how she and i got together, that isn’t always a great time, either

Draven (11:11:34 PM): well I’m trying to think here.  This is YOUR fuck up that I have to help clean up now.

Draven (11:11:47 PM): trying to help you make up something believeable from a woman’s point of view

ChasingAmy (11:11:50 PM): i went with the complete online version

Draven (11:11:57 PM): which is?

ChasingAmy (11:12:29 PM): you had a horrible breakup, sent me a message, we chatted a bit and it got silly

Draven (11:12:34 PM): ok

Draven (11:12:39 PM): which is based in truth

Draven (11:12:44 PM): where did I send you a message

Draven (11:12:46 PM): myspace?

ChasingAmy (11:12:54 PM): hotmail

Draven (11:12:56 PM): email

Draven (11:12:57 PM): ok

Draven (11:13:09 PM): I get by with drunken emailing

Draven (11:13:21 PM): I did hole up at my best friends house with a case of woodchuck and blog

ChasingAmy (11:13:33 PM): you’ve always had my number since my number hasn’t changed for 10 years

ChasingAmy (11:13:38 PM): when?

Draven (11:13:41 PM): it probably will now

Draven (11:13:44 PM): the day I got dumped

ChasingAmy (11:13:57 PM): can you please not blog about this?

Draven (11:14:00 PM): that day I got a hold of her by magic and she was at her ex husbands with the kids

Draven (11:14:30 PM): I spent a few days in airville with no cell phone service and drunk so this is honestly all completely plausible

Draven (11:14:35 PM): you mean in case she finds my blog?

ChasingAmy (11:15:47 PM): yeah

ChasingAmy (11:16:07 PM): i don’t really think she’s going to traipse around the net looking, but all the same

Draven (11:16:17 PM): yeah well, let me put it this way

Draven (11:16:22 PM): I’m going to blog about it

ChasingAmy (11:16:25 PM): at least maybe give it a few days to see how things shake out

Draven (11:16:27 PM): it own’t be pretty

Draven (11:16:37 PM): but I’ll leave it private for a bit to blow over

ChasingAmy (11:16:45 PM): ok

ChasingAmy (11:16:58 PM): can you give me a heads up about that?

Draven (11:17:04 PM): why

ChasingAmy (11:17:13 PM): courtesy

Draven (11:17:24 PM): k

Draven (11:18:32 PM): if i were you thought I’d probably not want to read it

ChasingAmy (11:18:51 PM): i’ll read it…i’m a big boy.

ChasingAmy (11:19:30 PM): who can take a perfectly good electric flirtation and turn it into collossal shit Draven

(11:19:47 PM): yeah Draven

(11:19:54 PM): you’ve got the anti midas touch

Draven (11:19:59 PM): you turn everything to shit

ChasingAmy (11:20:01 PM): this i do

ChasingAmy (11:20:11 PM): aren’t you glad you didn’t end up with me

Draven (11:20:22 PM): aren’t you glad I didn’t end up with you

ChasingAmy (11:22:27 PM): but i am seriously asking with no ulterior motives if things are going well for you (tangental connection to my misery not-with-standing)

Draven (11:22:29 PM): because you’d be wearing a toe tag right now

Draven (11:22:41 PM): no

Draven (11:22:48 PM): things are not going well for me right now thank you very much C

hasingAmy (11:23:17 PM): what’s wrong aside from captain dipshit here?

Draven (11:23:44 PM): I don’t even know if it’s safe to have this converstaion with you

Draven (11:23:48 PM): have you been drinking?

ChasingAmy (11:23:53 PM): not a drop

Draven (11:23:58 PM): cause when we talk late at night you MAKE ME CRY

ChasingAmy (11:24:43 PM): this brush with calamity has suggested to me that the whiskey should probably take a backseat and never be consumed alone

Draven (11:24:52 PM): yeah

ChasingAmy (11:25:21 PM): a better person is going to come out the end of this if there is indeed an end to this

Draven (11:25:29 PM): well, then maybe it was all for the best

Draven (11:25:38 PM): there’s an end either way

Draven (11:25:50 PM): it’s just a question of if it’s the end you want

ChasingAmy (11:26:23 PM): the end i want is a second chance to not be an asshole

Draven (11:26:37 PM): yeah well I think you’ll get it

Draven (11:26:54 PM): just don’t ever forget that your second chance is still based in lies

Draven (11:27:02 PM): and because of that I have to lose one of my best friends

ChasingAmy (11:27:14 PM): i know

Draven (11:27:16 PM): and maybe that’s selfish of me, but so be it

ChasingAmy (11:27:51 PM): you are talking to captain selfish…this whole mess is me being selfish

Draven (11:28:14 PM): yeah

Draven (11:28:19 PM): maybe I can learn a lesson from you

Draven (11:28:29 PM): keep myself from being hurt by anyone, just be a selfish bitch from now on

Draven (11:28:33 PM): go back to being the ice queen

ChasingAmy (11:30:07 PM): i was in a fine situation that i honestly don’t find lacking (contrary to the claims of most cheats) and the only reason i started this thing with you was for pure pleasure…that is the definition of selfish

Draven (11:30:16 PM): yeah

Draven (11:30:23 PM): I started it to end it

Draven (11:30:29 PM): I had different reasons

ChasingAmy (11:32:05 PM): i was driven by pure lust, which is a toxic mixer with cheap bourbon…a thing that caught me off guard because i’m usually not that much of a man.

ChasingAmy (11:32:21 PM): do you ever watch madmen

Draven (11:32:25 PM): no

ChasingAmy (11:33:24 PM): then it wouldn’t make sense, but i was watching that show the other night and this situation came to me and i realized that i am pete campbell..that is not a good thing to realize

Draven (11:33:40 PM): and who is pete cambell and why are you him

ChasingAmy (11:35:06 PM): he’s weasely and selfish…in this episode, his wife is away for the weekend and he bangs the german nanny downstairs….it goes unstated, but he knows and she knows and they look at eachother and he says “don’t ever go away again.”

ChasingAmy (11:35:11 PM): pathetic

Draven (11:39:04 PM): yeah D

raven (11:39:13 PM): to be honest if I man cheats with you it’s likely he will cheat on you, and you cheated on your wife with her. 

Draven (11:39:25 PM): known fact

Draven (11:39:35 PM): which is why I never even imagined that you and I would work out

ChasingAmy (11:41:20 PM): well, i’m hoping there can be one more attempt and that i don’t have any more gnawing curiosities out there

Draven (11:41:40 PM): well, you claimed that you always wanted to know about us

Draven (11:41:46 PM): so now you know

ChasingAmy (11:41:56 PM): know i do

Draven (11:41:55 PM): you can carry out the rest of your life never wondering

ChasingAmy (11:42:57 PM): the worst thing in the time that you’ve been finding more fitting suitors is that i always hoped there would be one more time

Draven (11:43:17 PM): more fitting?

Draven (11:43:25 PM): you mean like the one who’s girlfriend LETS him cheat?

ChasingAmy (11:43:42 PM): is that Cane?

Draven (11:43:45 PM): no

Draven (11:43:48 PM): that’s G.I. Joe

ChasingAmy (11:44:02 PM): damn…shit’s getting complicated in your world

Draven (11:44:10 PM): what can I say

Draven (11:44:16 PM): apparently I’m a great fuck

Draven (11:44:26 PM): Like you said there’s always suitors, just a question of them being ‘more fitting’ in your words

ChasingAmy (11:44:31 PM): you are damn sexy, it’s no wonder 

ChasingAmy (11:44:59 PM): well, get away from dating sites

Draven (11:45:06 PM): I’m not ON dating sites

Draven (11:45:11 PM): I dated G.I. Joe before

Draven (11:45:15 PM): when I was in Lancaster

ChasingAmy (11:45:19 PM): oh

Draven (11:45:22 PM): I work with his brother

Draven (11:45:42 PM): his brother was one of my best friends but I dont’ see him much since I transferred and we work opposite shifts

Draven (11:45:55 PM): Cane, that boy confuses me

ChasingAmy (11:46:00 PM): obviously i’m not going to have any good advice

Draven (11:46:03 PM): and how I feel about him confuses me

ChasingAmy (11:46:07 PM): why’s that?

Draven (11:46:06 PM): I wasn’t looking for any advice

ChasingAmy (11:46:57 PM): it normally finds you when you’re not looking

Draven (11:47:13 PM): and I wasn’t looking for a new boyfriend

ChasingAmy (11:47:15 PM): ok

ChasingAmy (11:47:23 PM): then vent away as you see fit

Draven (11:47:25 PM): I wasn’t looking to date ever again

ChasingAmy (11:47:54 PM): i don’t think that that is a viable approach for you

Draven (11:48:06 PM): why not?

ChasingAmy (11:48:32 PM): you seem to naturally get involved,  You may not be looking for it but it always finds you. 

ChasingAmy (11:49:37 PM): no…i can’t picture you being a wife with kids, but i also don’t think that you can be a playa as the street cats put it

Draven (11:50:00 PM): thank you

Draven (11:50:08 PM): that’s the first time someone has said that

ChasingAmy (11:50:22 PM): is this sarcasm?

Draven (11:50:24 PM): no

ChasingAmy (11:50:30 PM): ok C

hasingAmy (11:50:33 PM): you are welcome

Draven (11:50:37 PM): I’m told by guys all the time that I’d be such a good wife someday

ChasingAmy (11:51:20 PM): what do you want?

Draven (11:51:30 PM): to be happy

ChasingAmy (11:52:11 PM): as do we all

Draven (11:52:24 PM): I’d maybe like to be a wife and Mother

Draven (11:52:30 PM): but I’d like to do it on my on terms

ChasingAmy (11:52:55 PM): it sounds like you need to shoot for older dudes

Draven (11:53:04 PM): I’m already 30

Draven (11:53:13 PM): and I’m not out looking for that

Draven (11:53:19 PM): if the right guy came along, I’d do it

ChasingAmy (11:53:37 PM): fair enough…but i think that might be an ideal situation if you could find it

Draven (11:53:46 PM): I don’t think I can find it

Draven (11:53:56 PM): and I’ve resigned myself to such

Draven (11:54:03 PM): it was all I ever wanted when I was younger

Draven (11:54:10 PM): but I grew up much different than I’d planned

ChasingAmy (11:54:56 PM): because no offense to Cane, but a partially employed guy living with his parents is putting yourself into a deep hole in terms of realizing those family dreams

Draven (11:55:13 PM): he’s fully employeed but he pays child support, it’s not like he’s blowing his money on stupid shit. And I live with my parents too

ChasingAmy (11:55:22 PM): ok…sorry

ChasingAmy (11:55:36 PM): but is still an obstacle D

raven (11:55:46 PM): yeah

Draven (11:55:53 PM): everything about Cane is an obstacle

ChasingAmy (11:57:43 PM): if i can’t fix my shit, i’m going to be a partially employed guy living with my parents

Draven (11:57:55 PM): but with no kids

ChasingAmy (11:58:05 PM): or more likely renting a room from that woman in east end

Draven (11:59:20 PM): lmfao

Draven (11:59:25 PM): you’ll be going back to Lancaster

Draven (11:59:36 PM): and I’ll never see/talk to you again

Draven (11:59:40 PM): there go all my summer movies, now I have no one to hit the theater with 

ChasingAmy (12:00:08 AM): i hope so…i really have a broken heart today

ChasingAmy (12:00:55 AM): i haven’t done much other than cry and puke

Draven (12:01:04 AM): that’s sad

ChasingAmy (12:01:39 AM): i can’t keep food down

Draven (12:01:41 AM): but I’d be lying if I didn’t hold a small ammount of glee in that

ChasingAmy (12:01:50 AM): you’re allowed

Draven (12:03:41 AM): I’m going to be selfish

ChasingAmy (12:03:51 AM): ok

Draven (12:03:53 AM): and turn the conversation back to me

ChasingAmy (12:04:04 AM): please do

Draven (12:04:20 AM): as far as Cane goes…

Draven (12:05:45 AM): I don’t know if I’m trying because I know it will fail and that makes it safe for me

Draven (12:05:53 AM): or I’m trying because I really do care that much about him

ChasingAmy (12:06:44 AM): is your concern incompetency?

Draven (12:06:50 AM): no

Draven (12:07:02 AM): my concern is I told him I don’t want to push anything.  I’m so afraid to move forward I’m second guessing everything. 

Draven (12:07:06 AM): I told him that I want to be ‘friends’

Draven (12:07:12 AM): and he’s ok with that too

Draven (12:07:19 AM): I don’t want to jump into it and rebound from Erik

Draven (12:07:26 AM): and he feels the same

ChasingAmy (12:07:49 AM): ok

ChasingAmy (12:08:12 AM): didn’t take you a few months to turn the corner with that guy?

Draven (12:08:22 AM): huh?

ChasingAmy (12:10:14 AM): Erik

Draven (12:10:26 AM): 6 months from insignificant other to GF

ChasingAmy (12:10:28 AM): wasn’t that friends with benefits for a long time?

Draven (12:12:00 AM): we were never really friends to start with

Draven (12:12:05 AM): it was a blind date

ChasingAmy (12:12:11 AM): ok

Draven (12:14:56 AM): He was with Baby Mama 5 years.  He told me that me wanting to be ‘friends’ gives him time to figure things out

Draven (12:15:00 AM): he’s never been single long

Draven (12:15:18 AM): and if it gave us time for things to work out between us so be it

Draven (12:15:25 AM): and he talks to everyone about me

Draven (12:15:32 AM): he talks to the guys on xbox about me

Draven (12:15:36 AM): the guys at work know about me D

raven (12:16:28 AM): and he asked me to go see Buzzy’s band in September with him and I’m freaking out about that far in advance.

ChasingAmy (12:16:59 AM): well…that’s sort of how plans work

Draven (12:17:25 AM): PLANS MEAN WE WILL STILL BE SPENDING TIME TOGETHER THAT FAR IN ADVANCE

Draven (12:17:37 AM): and who does that freak out?  ME!

ChasingAmy (12:17:48 AM): at least together enough to go to a show

Draven (12:18:35 AM): his Mom called me his girlfriend today

Draven (12:18:39 AM): I quickly corrected her

ChasingAmy (12:18:40 AM): if you’re basically undefined, i don’t see how it matters…people who hang out make plans to do shit

Draven (12:20:56 AM): because I don’t know if I want to be undefined. I don’t know if I want to run. This is NOT the normal me

Draven (12:21:07 AM): I’m hoping that the mind blowing sex is just clouding my sanity

ChasingAmy (12:21:29 AM): well, it is kind of early yet

Draven (12:21:33 AM): yeah

Draven (12:21:36 AM): it’s only in a month

Draven (12:21:51 AM): and we’re different people than when we dated before

Draven (12:22:11 AM): when I explained the friend thing I said it wasn’t just about dating him anymore

Draven (12:22:17 AM): I told him he was a ready made family now

Draven (12:22:23 AM): and I didn’t think anything of it

ChasingAmy (12:22:26 AM): keep in mind i only developed one relationship under normal circumanstances and i was 17 at the time

Draven (12:22:37 AM): Today the storm woke me up

Draven (12:22:49 AM): and I ran out in a panic (with my pants on inside out) because my windows were down

Draven (12:23:06 AM): this man gags until he vomits when he changes a poopy diaper

Draven (12:23:22 AM): I heard him retching in the kitchen because we were at his home alone and I was asleep and she needed changed

Draven (12:23:33 AM): I told him he could have woken me up so I could change it for him

Draven (12:24:44 AM): and he said it’s my ready made family, it’s my responsibility

Draven (12:25:14 AM): I must have looked like he hit me because he smiled at me and told me it was ok but I couldn’t believe he remembered that

Draven (12:25:28 AM): Hell, I’m not used to men paying attention to me when I speak, let alone remember what I said

ChasingAmy (12:26:42 AM): yeah…but it’s been a month…that line might be able to fly after diamond jewerly is introduced, and then you have to look carefully at the ring

Draven (12:26:55 AM): lmfao what?

ChasingAmy (12:27:50 AM): and he said it’s my ready made family, it’s my responsibility

ChasingAmy (12:27:55 AM): even as a joke

Draven (12:28:00 AM): yeah

Draven (12:28:08 AM): cause I used that line on him when we had the friend talk I initated

ChasingAmy (12:28:29 AM): ok

Draven (12:28:49 AM): I’m not getting how that and jewelry come into play

ChasingAmy (12:29:58 AM): the ready made family could be considered your responsibiltiy if you offer yourself as mommy, which would require a token of permanence, one would think

Draven (12:30:38 AM): ah, yes. I was just offering to be nice, because I know he doesn’t do well with them

Draven (12:32:12 AM): I’m hoping the sex is just clouding my sanity.

ChasingAmy (12:32:33 AM): well, i’m glad you’re having great sex, anyway

Draven (12:32:32 AM): and it’s that I’m greedy and don’t want to share with anyone

Draven (12:32:39 AM): best sex of my life. Sorry, You were some of the best I’ve ever had, but he IS the best. EVER.

ChasingAmy (12:32:47 AM): very nice

Draven (12:32:49 AM): I seem to want it more than him

Draven (12:33:11 AM): Saturday night I was like look, I bought this underware specifically because it’s they style and color you like, the least I could do is get laid.  Then, shit was on, lol.  Honestly, all I have to do is ask, so it’s not like there’s an issue with me getting it really. 

ChasingAmy (12:33:23 AM): lol

Draven (12:33:30 AM): but he’s been sick the last two weeks so no kissing or oral which is lousy. Just straight up crazy sex

Draven (12:33:45 AM): I am not liking boy shorts so far

ChasingAmy (12:34:02 AM): he requested a switch?

Draven (12:34:02 AM): it’s nice because I can literaly walk around my house in my undies and be cool when my parents are home

Draven (12:34:15 AM): but it feels like a diaper in comparison

Draven (12:34:16 AM): no

Draven (12:34:19 AM): he said mine were fine

Draven (12:34:23 AM): he just likes big asses.  He even complained that my ass is getting too toned and doesn’t jiggle enough for him when we do it doggie, lol.  He said he has to find a new favorite position with me.

Draven (12:34:35 AM): He mentioned once what really shows them off big asses is white boy shorts and he had a weakness for it

ChasingAmy (12:34:44 AM): i could see that

Draven (12:34:50 AM): I had two pairs I was gifted but never wore

Draven (12:35:08 AM): and I bought a 3 pack at old navy and a white pair at another store

Draven (12:35:15 AM): it could be that I’m misjudging my size

 Draven (12:35:21 AM): with the weight loss it’s hit or miss lately

Draven (12:35:36 AM): I seem to be smaller than I think I am

ChasingAmy (12:35:39 AM): right

Draven (12:35:43 AM): cause I’ve lost 19 so far but I still don’t see it

Draven (12:35:55 AM): I mean, the other night my favorite jeans came off with a tug

Draven (12:36:03 AM): while still buttoned and zipped

Draven (12:36:15 AM): and my work clothes fit different but I look in the miror and I don’t see it

ChasingAmy (12:36:35 AM): i lost about 7, but the combination of manual labor and inablitity to keep food down might drop it a few more in the coming days

Draven (12:36:42 AM): true dat

Draven (12:36:52 AM): heartache is a great weight loss plan

Draven (12:37:06 AM): i drank the first few days post break up

Draven (12:37:18 AM): skittelz force fed me half a chicken patty before dosing me with Ambien

ChasingAmy (12:37:20 AM): i’m trying not to drink

Draven (12:37:29 AM): I slept maybe 2 hours with a 10 mg and alcohol in me

ChasingAmy (12:37:46 AM): i did take ambien…that walrus has been lurking for about an hour now

Draven (12:37:52 AM): lmfao.  I’m so glad I have someone to share that joke with 

Draven (12:37:58 AM): but I’m still angry with you

Draven (12:38:05 AM): but I’m a little sad for you too

ChasingAmy (12:38:08 AM): understood

ChasingAmy (12:38:29 AM): you can be angry, but please don’t manifest that anger in anything that can do more damage

Draven (12:38:46 AM): I’m not going to call LGH and ask for her and tell her the truth if that’s what you’re afraid of

ChasingAmy (12:38:55 AM): i know

Draven (12:39:09 AM): I didn’t go into this intending to break you up so I could have you for myself

ChasingAmy (12:39:11 AM): the burden of secrets

Draven (12:39:16 AM): yeah

Draven (12:39:23 AM): I’m going to have to be your ‘Rat’ like the Potter’s had for the rest of your life

ChasingAmy (12:39:24 AM): i know…we were very clear on that

Draven (12:39:33 AM): and because of that I also have to lose you as my friend

Draven (12:39:35 AM): for real this time

ChasingAmy (12:39:54 AM): we can still chat here, but the drinks are probably out

Draven (12:40:04 AM): Now I’m always going to think of you when I see Harry Potter, lol

Draven (12:40:15 AM): yeah, you drinking with me around is bad

ChasingAmy (12:40:20 AM): i dug myself a terrible hole

Draven (12:40:23 AM): I can control myself, but you have some lacking there

ChasingAmy (12:40:52 AM): that last night at cobble’s, i swear i was fine with getting in the car and going home, and then you kissed me

Draven (12:41:00 AM): I felt guilty that’s why I kissed you goodbye

ChasingAmy (12:41:18 AM): that’s what i mean…i’m not used to being driven by pure lust like that

Draven (12:41:34 AM): I guess I should take that as a compliment but it feels more like a slam

ChasingAmy (12:41:43 AM): it’s not

Draven (12:42:04 AM): You were rubbing my back and eyeing me up the whole time

Draven (12:42:44 AM): and the God’s honest truth?

ChasingAmy (12:43:00 AM): oh well…that is in the past, and i’m sorry that my sudden onset maleness set you to bed crying on two occasions.

ChasingAmy (12:43:03 AM): shoot

Draven (12:43:05 AM): I ended up going to Cane’s after that.

Draven (12:43:13 AM): wasn’t planned

Draven (12:43:20 AM): but he texted me to ask me why I hadn’t stopped over

ChasingAmy (12:43:22 AM): that makes sense

Draven (12:43:48 AM): I couldn’t sleep with him after being that close to you

Draven (12:43:51 AM): but I did go and hang out

Draven (12:44:38 AM): and I take it the walrus is coming for you

Draven (12:44:51 AM): and this time at least you didn’t make me cry the whole time

Draven (12:45:02 AM): but I’ll get the rest of it out of my system before I go back to sleep

ChasingAmy (12:45:08 AM): yeah…tables they be turned this round Draven (12:45:19 AM): ?

ChasingAmy (12:45:30 AM): with the crying to sleep Draven

(12:45:51 AM): ah well, true Draven

(12:45:58 AM): but you were doing that before we talked

Draven (12:46:05 AM): I am not a direct results of that

ChasingAmy (12:46:10 AM): yeah…no cause of you

ChasingAmy (12:47:00 AM): and seriously…i know you need to fume to get your head right, but please take some time before you throw that shit out into the world

Draven (12:47:16 AM): I will

Draven (12:47:27 AM): I’ll wait till I get back from vacation

Draven (12:47:30 AM): how’s that

ChasingAmy (12:47:42 AM): when is that?

Draven (12:47:58 AM): Cane said we’ll get back late evening on the 8th

ChasingAmy (12:48:16 AM): ok…hopefully i’ll know what’s going on by then

Draven (12:48:24 AM): you’ll be back home by then

ChasingAmy (12:48:46 AM): i don’t suppose you could private your last rant?

Draven (12:48:58 AM): which one is that

ChasingAmy (12:49:02 AM): she said i need to go away for the weekend…my figures are crosses

Draven (12:49:06 AM): where you made my head explode?

ChasingAmy (12:49:10 AM): yeah

Draven (12:49:18 AM): I’ll make it private for the time being but I am NOT erasing it.

ChasingAmy (12:54:39 AM): thanks

Draven (12:55:02 AM): yeah

Draven (12:55:06 AM): good luck

ChasingAmy (12:55:12 AM): thanks

ChasingAmy (12:55:20 AM): sorry i dragged you into this in this way

Draven (12:55:25 AM): so am I

Draven (12:55:32 AM): I’m going to pray for you

ChasingAmy (12:55:48 AM): this pagan just might do some praying for himself

Draven (12:55:59 AM): because honestly that’s what I think you need the most

ChasingAmy (12:56:01 AM): whatever will fix this

Draven (12:56:06 AM): look

Draven (12:56:08 AM): it’s fixed

Draven (12:56:13 AM): she’s gonna take your sorry ass back D

raven (12:56:19 AM): I’m a woman

Draven (12:56:22 AM): I know these things

Draven (12:56:36 AM): I’ll get an ‘you were right’ email by monday

ChasingAmy (12:56:37 AM): i’m still putting those odds at 50/50…there could still be more questions.

ChasingAmy (12:57:02 AM): i’m waiting for the phone records to come out

Draven (12:57:12 AM): oh fuck she wants to see them?  Because you call me A LOT

ChasingAmy (12:57:38 AM): not yet, but that is a variable that is in play

Draven (12:57:49 AM): PLEASE black my number out

Draven (12:57:50 AM): I like it I don’t want to have to change it

Draven (12:58:19 AM): and I agree

ChasingAmy (12:58:20 AM): i didn’t know this, but her best friend’s husband got into hot water with a cellphone picture

Draven (12:58:26 AM): leave the sex out

Draven (12:58:29 AM): but

Draven (12:58:32 AM): you can tell the truth

Draven (12:58:40 AM): that I had a bad breakup and got a little self destructive

Draven (12:58:46 AM): maybe she can relate to that

ChasingAmy (12:58:52 AM): maybe

ChasingAmy (12:59:03 AM): doesn’t account for me going along

Draven (12:59:08 AM): whiskey baby all whiskey

ChasingAmy (12:59:13 AM): that’s the sticking point here

Draven (12:59:23 AM): blame it on alcohol

ChasingAmy (12:59:38 AM): great answer…i love you, but i happen to want to fuck other chicks when i get drunk

Draven (12:59:45 AM): ooh good point

Draven (12:59:52 AM): well

Draven (12:59:56 AM): you told her you loved her

Draven (12:59:59 AM): maybe that will work

ChasingAmy (1:00:09 AM): it’s all i’ve got right now

Draven (1:00:09 AM): cause she doesn’t know about her ambien break down asking to be loved

Draven (1:00:21 AM): so maybe if you say it first

ChasingAmy (1:00:29 AM): oh yes she does….that came up

Draven (1:00:37 AM): ohhhhhhhhh how’d that go

ChasingAmy (1:00:56 AM): not great.  led to a discussion of definitions

Draven (1:01:09 AM): ?

ChasingAmy (1:01:19 AM): what do we mean by love

Draven (1:01:24 AM): hrm ok I thought it was universal

ChasingAmy (1:01:45 AM): i think i’ve gotten to the issue of why i couldn’t say it, but it doesn’t help now

ChasingAmy (1:03:22 AM): seriously, i don’t do a whole lot to deserve friends, but thanks for doing this tonight

Draven (1:03:28 AM): yeah. I agree. You don’t deserve me in any way, shape or form, lol

Draven (1:03:32 AM): proof that despite all I really am one of your best friends, lol.

Draven (1:04:12 AM): now go the fuck to bed

ChasingAmy (1:04:21 AM): what are you doing tomorrow night?

Draven (1:04:28 AM): which tomorrow

Draven (1:04:33 AM): Friday or Saturday

ChasingAmy (1:04:36 AM): friday

Draven (1:04:40 AM): I don’t think anything do you need some time?

ChasingAmy (1:05:00 AM): ok..i was just wondering in case there are any updates

Draven (1:05:04 AM): I can bring tissues and Ben & Jerry’s

Draven (1:05:13 AM): look, J, anytime you need me you can call me

ChasingAmy (1:05:22 AM): she is off tomorrow night, so she will be sitting around in her own head

Draven (1:05:25 AM): that’s the whole point of friends

Draven (1:05:30 AM): sexual history, romantic history or not

Draven (1:05:35 AM): when I needed someone when Erik and I broke up, I called Joan, then you

Draven (1:05:42 AM): and that is not easy for me to do

Draven (1:05:46 AM): admit that I need people

Draven (1:05:55 AM): I like to be self reliant, because you can’t let yourself down

ChasingAmy (1:06:11 AM): i think that i proved that wrong today

Draven (1:06:31 AM): no you didn’t

ChasingAmy (1:06:45 AM): i let myself down big

Draven (1:06:57 AM): maybe this happened for a reason

ChasingAmy (1:07:05 AM): maybe

Draven (1:07:16 AM): if you hadn’t gone retarded and snuck that photo in you might never have realized you actually do love her

ChasingAmy (1:07:40 AM): right

Draven (1:07:46 AM): and like I said

Draven (1:07:49 AM): it’s you or be single

Draven (1:07:55 AM): she’ll take your crazy ass back

ChasingAmy (1:08:14 AM): lol ChasingAmy (1:08:33 AM): ok…good night

ChasingAmy (1:08:41 AM): thanks again for being understanding

Draven (1:08:43 AM): I’ll check in on you tomorrow

Draven (1:08:53 AM): no problem. I’m awesome on so many levels, lol

Draven (1:08:58 AM): NOW GO THE FUCK TO BED

Draven (1:09:08 AM): or the Walrus will eat you alive

Draven (1:09:09 AM): lmfao

Draven (1:09:45 AM): ok, seriously

Draven (1:09:51 AM): GO THE FUCK TO BED

ChasingAmy (1:09:58 AM): good night

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